03/18/08
a mysterious white columned mansion has appeared in the woods behind the neighbor's house. as i sit on the back steps wondering if it had always been there or 
had they just turned the flood lights on for the first time, a black stretch hummvee-limousine pulls up in the driveway leading to the mansion. the doors of the 
limousine open to reveal a blue interior with no sears, only brooms, mops, cleaning supplies, and a dozen brown-uniformed maids! the maids grab their brooms and 
file into the mansion. i am about to go inside to inform my roomates of this strange phenomenon when a subcompact car pulls up in our driveway, and a maid steps 
out. apparently she got the wrong address. I briefly consider kidnapping her and posing as a maid to figure out what the hell is going on.